Jeffrey Cauley

I played Santa Clause for the Drama Class Christmas Play in 89'. Just before my first entrance to the play, I had stepped outside to help a friend carry snacks and drinks into the hallway just behind the stage. Wearing my Santa suit, I had stepped in mud and was tracking it into
the stage area and at the time was unaware of this. Just as I was starting to walk on to the stage another friend informed me of the ball of mud stuck to my right boot. As soon as I stepped to the front of the stage in front of at least 1000 other students, I scraped off the mud (which looked much like poo) on the stage edge and shouted "I'm getting tired of these damn reindeer"!

The spalunking (caving) trip I went on my first year at Warren. The class was full of unnique and interesting people.

Playing drums!

Meeting my wife whom changed me forever (for the good!) and serving active duty in the US Army!

The properties of space and time so I could go back to 89'! Remember Napolean Dynamite's Uncle Rico!

Current Lottery Numbers.

Mr Fredericks without a doubt!

My father

Not knowing what reality holds.

Going back to school.

Probably be one of those guys that lives in Florida and play golf, fish, surf, and what ever else makes feel young again.

I've done the tropical thing more than most, so I could do with a couple of weeks in a secluded cabin in Yellowstone National Park.

Treat people the way you want to be treated

Army Training

Someone that loves life.